Sacred Sass Medicine
Brought to You by The Sacred Weirdo Herself
SHAZAM
Your medicine cabinet called…
It’s tired of being basic.
💥 SHAZAM! 💥 is here to kick out those crusty old tubes of who-knows-what and bring in the real magic.
🌿 Cuts? Gone.
🌿 Burns? Soothed.
🌿 Bug bites? Buh-bye.
🌿 Dry, cracked skin? Smooth and silky, baby.
It’s like having a tiny herbalist living in your medicine cabinet — minus the tiny rent bill.
Upgrade your first aid game from meh to miraculous. 🌿
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Made In PA USA
Sacred YES! Codes Oracle Deck
An Oracle Deck Like You've Never Seen Before
The Sacred YES Codes are a curriculum of transformation — 27+ alchemy truths that reframe our hardest emotions and patterns as sacred messengers. Each code takes what we’ve been taught to avoid (anger, shame, doubt, fear, envy…) and reveals the deeper YES inside — the wisdom, love, and clarity they carry. They are not about “fixing” or “getting rid of” our emotions, but about honoring them as guides back to sovereignty, wholeness, and joy.
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Mirror Mirror Tee
Starting $28
Wear Your Truth! Radical Self Love tee shirts that will change the world. And Your self esteem.
Describe your image
Sh*t Stella Says
The Most Irreverent Sticker Collection
You'll ever Own
A collection of the snarkiest, most Sassiest things your ego has ever said to you - all in the name of keeping you safe, controlled and sad.
50+ original sassy messages
Sacred YES!
Oracle Card Deck
Collection of Lived Wisdom Experience
Consider this your intuitive nudge to step out of that groundhog routine and start something different - your most well-lived life!
Living in YES!
My Hilarious Graphic Memoir
Life lessons as seen the way only I can see them - through the lens of my experience, slathered with self-help detox jokes, personal tough love for those with aging parents and how naps saved me.
Today's Medicine
The Sassiest Desktop Calendar in the Universe
A flippant desktop calendar - for today - with 365 awesome graphics + messages about what your ego says to keep you small. Start each day with laughter - it can shut the ego up real quick. Flip through and intuitively choose your daily message of sass!
Sacred YES!
Animal Talisman Codex
Collection of Lived Wisdom Experience
The Sacred Talisman Codex is a living oracle deck born from everyday life. Each card carries the spirit of an ally—animal, plant, or symbol—that shows up in the world around us to guide, teach, and remind us of our connection to Source. From butterflies to spoons, each talisman offers bold, colorful medicine for joy, protection, clarity, and truth.
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This deck isn’t abstract—it’s alive. It grows from paying attention to the whispers, nudges, and synchronicities of the everyday. It’s a reminder that the world is speaking to you all the time… and now, you can carry that conversation in your hands.